User:Strugglers
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Hello.
I'm Andy Smith. I'm the managing director of BitFolk Limited.
bash# cat >> /your/mum
I am forced into speech because men of science have refused to
follow my advice without knowing why. It is altogether against my
will that I tell my reasons for opposing this contemplated invasion
of the antarctic - with its vast fossil hunt and its wholesale
boring and melting of the ancient ice caps. And I am the more
reluctant because my warning may be in vain.
Doubt of the real facts, as I must reveal them, is inevitable; yet,
if I suppressed what will seem extravagant and incredible, there
would be nothing left. The hitherto withheld photographs, both
ordinary and aerial, will count in my favor, for they are damnably
vivid and graphic. Still, they will be doubted because of the great
lengths to which clever fakery can be carried. The ink drawings, of
course, will be jeered at as obvious impostures, notwithstanding a
strangeness of technique which art experts ought to remark and
puzzle over.
In the end I must rely on the judgment and standing of the few
scientific leaders who have, on the one hand, sufficient
independence of thought to weigh my data on its own hideously
convincing merits or in the light of certain primordial and highly
baffling myth cycles; and on the other hand, sufficient influence to
deter the exploring world in general from any rash and
over-ambitious program in the region of those mountains of madness.
It is an unfortunate fact that relatively obscure men like myself
and my associates, connected only with a small university, have
little chance of making an impression where matters of a wildly
bizarre or highly controversial nature are concerned.Hit Ctrl+d before Yog-Sothoth eats your brain.
bash# cp /your/mum /home/hpl/
bash# ia ia Cthulhu fhtagn!